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SAU STRESU' TE NĂPĂDEȘTE, AntiSTRES TE-NVESELEȘTE! (un blog oleacă mai vizual, deoarece... o imagine = circa 1000 de cuvinte!)AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.comBlogger166125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-48877515067386586902010-09-02T00:43:00.002+03:002010-09-02T00:47:37.150+03:00Probleme cu imprimanta blonduței<div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Alo, Gigele! </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Da, blonduțo. </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Vino iute până la mine! </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- De ce? </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Nu mai merge imprimanta! </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Ce nu face? </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Păi, nu mai are curent! </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Cum?! </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Da, nu mai are curent!! </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Cum ai observat că nu are curent? </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Îmi apare pe calculator… </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Ce??!! </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">- Îmi apare pe calculator mesajul: <span style="color: orange;">“current printer is unavailable”</span></span></div>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-52165663231729438372010-09-02T00:26:00.000+03:002010-09-02T00:26:14.631+03:00Și peștii se dresează, nu-i așa?<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-c2hrEiTi-E?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-c2hrEiTi-E?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-83543704511443305702010-09-02T00:09:00.000+03:002010-09-02T00:09:54.811+03:00M-am îmbătat și mi-au rămas pantalonii mici<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P7fmJBv4OCs?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P7fmJBv4OCs?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-15721661393737025702010-09-01T23:38:00.002+03:002010-09-01T23:38:57.691+03:00Cum se mai distrează unii<object width="500" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tQfjoOaFhC8?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tQfjoOaFhC8?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="315"></embed></object>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-7591964365154174982010-09-01T22:12:00.000+03:002010-09-01T22:12:55.276+03:00Săracul papagal, cât l-o fi chinuit stăpînul...<object width="500" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/unO5whIUF-M?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/unO5whIUF-M?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="315"></embed></object>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-77698654761530382802010-09-01T16:28:00.001+03:002010-09-01T16:40:00.592+03:00Și pentru că pari tare obosit(ă), mai relaxează-te oleacă...<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aeYTBvanFmE?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aeYTBvanFmE?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-236993192354856892010-09-01T16:10:00.001+03:002010-09-01T16:15:13.892+03:00Hai c-ai avut o zi grea... Puțină muzică de relaș nu-ți strică<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vcb--J5oSQk?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vcb--J5oSQk?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-72020835842221098052010-09-01T14:03:00.000+03:002010-09-01T14:03:36.730+03:00Bicicleta fără o roată și o droaie de căzături<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tZmDWltBziM?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tZmDWltBziM?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-14494208840609896822010-09-01T13:54:00.003+03:002010-09-01T14:14:15.821+03:00Cui pe cui se scoate: Te-ai îmbătat? Mai ia o bere!<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JZQsA7G0hvQ?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JZQsA7G0hvQ?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-89488000970120025152010-09-01T13:43:00.002+03:002010-09-01T13:43:50.457+03:00Ce pățești când te ocupi cu magia neagră<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QJAyPuw9Rbo?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param 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gol grozav... în poarta României<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x6RVlJz240E?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x6RVlJz240E?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-21560558949550011182010-09-01T13:27:00.000+03:002010-09-01T13:27:14.926+03:00Nu e chiar dansul final din Dirty Dancing, dar e drăguț....<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8MUhb00kiXs?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param 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height="315"></embed></object>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-60538910467884521782010-08-31T23:21:00.002+03:002010-08-31T23:21:38.331+03:00Bunicuța<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://shopandfun.smugmug.com/Humor/Best-Pics-Cartoons/domnisoara-batrina/989460228_zf9Y2-S-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="202" src="http://shopandfun.smugmug.com/Humor/Best-Pics-Cartoons/domnisoara-batrina/989460228_zf9Y2-S-1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-54102627751924267212010-08-31T23:19:00.000+03:002010-08-31T23:19:32.340+03:00Diii, doguțule!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://shopandfun.smugmug.com/Humor/Best-Pics-Cartoons/diii-dogutule/989460231_nc929-L-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://shopandfun.smugmug.com/Humor/Best-Pics-Cartoons/diii-dogutule/989460231_nc929-L-1.jpg" width="214" /></a></div>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-66560994432997926962010-08-31T23:08:00.002+03:002010-08-31T23:08:51.283+03:00No more...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://shopandfun.smugmug.com/Humor/Best-Pics-Cartoons/after-today-no-more/989460229_THtxW-M-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="264" src="http://shopandfun.smugmug.com/Humor/Best-Pics-Cartoons/after-today-no-more/989460229_THtxW-M-1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-57978323417572226202010-08-31T16:05:00.000+03:002010-08-31T16:05:47.235+03:00Amintiri dragi, cu mirele și mireasa<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7NF3OWNJgYw?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7NF3OWNJgYw?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-55281297008256296662010-08-31T15:56:00.000+03:002010-08-31T15:56:22.845+03:00Ce e cel mai bun la laptele de mamă? ... Ambalajul!<div style="background:#000000;width:540px;height:334px"><embed flashVars="playerVars=showStats=no|autoPlay=no|videoTitle=Grown Ups Clip 'Breast Feeding' - At UK & Ireland Cinemas Now..." src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/5103959/grown_ups_clip_breast_feeding_at_uk_ireland_cinemas_now.swf" width="540" height="334" wmode="transparent" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_5103959" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></div><div style="font-size:12px;"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5103959/grown_ups_clip_breast_feeding_at_uk_ireland_cinemas_now/">Grown Ups Clip 'Breast Feeding' - At UK & Ireland Cinemas Now...</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">For more funny videos, click here</a></div>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-38615636085428128782010-08-31T15:41:00.002+03:002010-08-31T15:41:57.527+03:00Tu te bucuri așa când mănânci?<div style="background:#000000;width:540px;height:334px"><embed flashVars="playerVars=showStats=no|autoPlay=no|videoTitle=Dog Food Dance" src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/5104959/dog_food_dance.swf" width="540" height="334" wmode="transparent" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_5104959" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></div><div style="font-size:12px;"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5104959/dog_food_dance/">Dog Food Dance</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">The funniest videos clips are here</a></div>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-26414660965030145772010-08-31T15:30:00.000+03:002010-08-31T15:30:03.118+03:00De ce-am picat? Nu m-am putut concentra suficient la examen!<div style="background:#000000;width:540px;height:334px"><embed flashVars="playerVars=showStats=yes|autoPlay=no|videoTitle=Erotic Exam. Naked and Funny 5159." src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/5103700/erotic_exam_naked_and_funny_5159.swf" width="540" height="334" wmode="transparent" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_5103700" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></div><div style="font-size:12px;"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5103700/erotic_exam_naked_and_funny_5159/">Erotic Exam. Naked and Funny 5159.</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">A funny movie is a click away</a></div>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-44415350527552763612010-08-31T15:21:00.002+03:002010-08-31T15:25:51.394+03:00Unde-ți fug ochii, flăcău?<div style="background:#000000;width:540px;height:334px"><embed flashVars="playerVars=showStats=yes|autoPlay=no|videoTitle=Naked and Funny. Surprise at the Dentist’s Office 1249." src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/3812091/naked_and_funny_surprise_at_the_dentist_s_office_1249.swf" width="540" height="334" wmode="transparent" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_3812091" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></div><div style="font-size:12px;"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3812091/naked_and_funny_surprise_at_the_dentist_s_office_1249/">Naked and Funny. Surprise at the Dentist’s Office 1249.</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">The best bloopers are a click away</a></div>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032071384647978597.post-88090509057531469242010-08-31T15:17:00.000+03:002010-08-31T15:17:12.633+03:00"Dispozitiv" antideschidere sertare<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/S7UQOCt1H0U?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S7UQOCt1H0U?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>AntiSTREShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13647961087391681847noreply@blogger.com0